Findings:

• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• How to wean kids from TV
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• windows where I can look out
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• I'll throw the first rock
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• sticking your head out the window
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Have You Ever Walked?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• She went out through the bathroom window
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• It's as close as I'll ever give to genuine
• How could you ever have enough?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• How to have an out of body experience
• No, but I'll have a beer
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Kick Out The Jams
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• No place to throw out the bathwater
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• The paper airplanes we threw out the window
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Tonight I am the one below the window, fresh out of pebbles
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The Funniest One-Sided Conversation I'll Ever Hear
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Have you ever thought
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Know your pets
• the greatest ever tv series
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Finding out you have cancer
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• You have your work cut out for you
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Kids have no concept of time
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• i have to get out
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• I'll throw you the connection
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Paw Patrol: the megalomaniacal kids' TV show that's ruining my life
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• When in doubt, throw it out
• Why Japanese TV mosaics out handcuffs
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• hanging out the window with a bottle full of rain
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• Looking out Ali's window
• Throw your arms out, fall on your face, and embrace failure
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• They all lived happily ever after
• ever
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• oh ever so slowly
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Does this ever go away?
• Medgar Evers
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Do you start feeling, ever?
• Diary of a dot-commer
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best line I ever used
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• Probably the saddest thing ever
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Will I ever know?
• the hottest it has ever been
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• The greatest paper ever written
• Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• The saddest funeral I've ever performed
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• The best comeback ever
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Best Death Ever
• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• No government can ever give you freedom
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The Road Goes Ever On
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The worst job interview ever
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• Windows Subsystem for Linux
• Longest science fiction story ever

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