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• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Things video games have taught me
• There's nothing wrong with being a fanboy
• Why is there something rather than nothing?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• There was no one waiting for me...
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• There is more of me than you imagine
• Before you, there was me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I was me before being me was cool.
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• There's nothing harder than learning how to receive.
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• You taught me more than hugging
• There's nothing scarier than finding a microchip in your body
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• On looking into the eyes of a living being
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Human beings will believe anything
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
• Not that there's anything wrong with that
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Dogs that have owned me
• Half a circle -- my foray into long lost geometry
• Small Circle Jujitsu
• Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
• The Rent Is Too Damn High Party
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Men have feelings too
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• 240 human years are experienced every second on earth
• on the occasion of the city having fallen to the forces of evil, and there being no hope left among the people
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• anything to mask these crimes from the eye of heaven
• If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
• It's too damn hot here: a Melbourne nodermeet
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Turn anything into a sound file
• How to have an out of body experience
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• A reason to drink
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• My Experience Being Crossfaded On Halloweekend
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• the way we circle into range
• the circles here have corners
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• Something, anything, nothing
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Damn poem still haunts me
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Damn Small Linux
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Experience tells me not to try
• Experience has made me bitter
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven

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