Findings:
- The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Read, Sweet, How Others Strove
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to read poetry out loud
- You're not from around here, are you?
- How Network Adapters Work
- Not reading a string in C
- Lost in Boston?
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How a sail works
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How to herd people in public
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- It's Fine Nevermind Forget It
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- Collision avoidance technique
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to time waste at work
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- How to work with a bureaucracy
- How to Read an Aviation Classified Advertisement
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- How to Read Donald Duck
- How to read to a child
- Reading a string in C
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How community relates to "work"
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
- the double edged comfort of knowing your way around
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- clientdev: How to predict your position in the Other Users nodelet
- You, standing
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Eyeglass prescription
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- Canadian-style Government, how it works, and why it wouldn't in the USA
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- You're never around when I need you
- How to node from work
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- how Wiener found his way home
- How to get around censorware
- How the Mind Works
- Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to sneak around the house late at night
- How stuff works
- fog machine
- How fast can blind people read?
- How interactive fiction works (part 2)
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How babies get around
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
- How to steal from your work
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Xenon strobe
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- How to read Tarot Cards
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How to fit in with the other nonconformists
- How to read "puzzlelink"
- How to drive safely and not piss off other drivers
- How Till Eulenspiegel Travelled around with a Skull
- How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
- How to read the box score of a hockey game
- This is how fat women should treat each other
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- An American in Tours
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to read a federal civil rights complaint
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How I invented the best way to trim toenails
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- 206
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
- How to read binary-coded ASCII
- How to turn around in the street
- And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
- How the heart really works
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- when did we forget how to play?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
- How the FFT works
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How to stay awake at work
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How The Internet Works
- How Things Work
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- B.S. your way through Spanish
- How the United States highway system works
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to Drive: Four Way Stops
- How we see others
- sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How your brain works
- How a CD-ROM works
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How interactive fiction works (part 5)
- M4: how the counting loop works
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- How dietary aids work
- How Evil Ways came to the innocent teachers of the Bay Area, ca. 1969
- How to tell if you're having a heart attack
- How to read Japanese characters in E2
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- audio compression
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How the United Kingdom road system works
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
- Formalist approach to art analysis
- we can all just be around other people
- How Revivalist Preachers Work
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- How to lie your way across the Canadian border
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- How a computer works
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