Findings:

• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Why War must be permitted
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Dead cat bounce
• can i be buried here among the dead?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Music need not be popular to be good
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• There is good rap music
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• The Be Good Tanyas
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• God must be living in the sea.
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• you must be the sponge to be the river
• Why war must be permitted, the 2nd edition
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Too good to be true
• Good products can be produced.
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
• all limitations must be overcome
• Garlic and Mozzarella Chicken
• Dead men can't die
• Hip hop good, rap bad
• The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• College football must be preserved
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• I must die or be better
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• How To Be Good
• That I Would Be Good
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• must be joking (user)
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• It will be good when I am leader
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• She must be what cocaine is like
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• The Ricks Must Be Crazy
• Communication via Bouquet: You must both be on the same page
• The mediator between the hands and the head must be the heart
• Be Good Johnny
• Passed pawns must be pushed
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• The only good Indian is a dead Indian
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• Must be a lesbian
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• Stay, We Must Not Lose Our Senses
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• What good is an old dead tree?
• homage to a dead poet with a sense of humor
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Exes can be good things
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Beggars can't be choosers
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• You're too good to be human
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• good reasons to be content
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• TV can be a good thing
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Surgeons must be very careful
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• Signs must be loud
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• God must be deaf
• Evil be thou my good
• Attention must be paid
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• How to be a good customer
• How to be a good evil villain
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• we can't all be rock stars
• Short can be good! (document)
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• You must be living in a parallel universe
• There Must Be Someone
• be good to each other
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed

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