Findings:

• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Say Anything
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• No one says anything important during the day
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Capitalize, please
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't believe in anything
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• "Don't worry," he says
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• It don't mean anything moves
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't say no
• You Don't Say
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• I can't say anything to you.
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• Don't say the B-word
• Don't Say You Love Me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Say anything, say nothing. The day is beckoning and the night is haunting
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• don't say the words
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• A reason to drink
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• So you don't have to
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• you don't have to do this
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• What Say We Have a Go
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Stoned music memories
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't have a television set
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You don't have any real problems
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• Why don't I have votes today?
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't have the time
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I have too much to say
• Have Your Say
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Baptist jokes
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Human beings will believe anything
• anything muppet
• pineapple is good on anything
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• It's not supposed to be anything
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How far are you from anything?
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• To Anthea, who may command him Anything
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Forget I said anything
• You can survive anything
• insufficient hatred, lust or love for anything
• the helpless little thing with the dirty mouth who's always got something to say
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.
• why I think I can't do anything
• I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie

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