Findings:

• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• Cannot turn off your computer
• cannot
• This statement cannot be proven
• Information cannot be owned
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• The one thing I cannot write
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• We cannot reconcile
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• I cannot stand raspberries
• Cannot read 720K formatted 1.44 MB disks
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• A humorous thought you cannot release
• People want what they cannot have
• You cannot drag an item onto a button on the Taskbar.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• only when you cannot hear
• Some stuff you physically can NOT do
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Windows cannot determine what configuration your computer is in
• Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
• You cannot burn the a eastern
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Things which money cannot buy
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Coins you cannot legally own
• to touch the parts of you that I cannot see
• You cannot blow bubbles with gum arabic
• You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• I Cannot Live With You
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• you cannot meet again unless you part
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• We Cannot Breathe, We Cannot Breathe
• The page cannot be displayed
• The Management cannot accept responsibility for food brought onto the premises
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• I cannot say I love you less than the stars
• I cannot shape this
• The child, she cannot sleep
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• What, she cannot say
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Of which we cannot speak we must remain silent
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• cannot sleep (user)
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Your organic hemp shopping bag alone cannot save the world
• Why Heaven and Hell Cannot Exist
• you throw your hatchet so far that you cannot retrieve it
• You cannot fix this
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• you cannot part again unless you meet
• there are things we cannot imagine
• Remembering things I cannot explain
• I write because I cannot speak
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• The world is large and deep and full of mystery, and if I cannot see this at my feet, I cannot see it anywhere.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You cannot destroy the gender binary with a gyroscope
• Another apology you cannot hear
• There's a void in your eyes that only you cannot see
• Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety
• i cannot predict what a fox will need
• In quiet corners of the world, death clings to life in a hopeless embrace, but it cannot hide its stench.
• A raindrop cannot comprehend a river valley
• the flowers cannot remember the flood
• Fire cannot kill a dragon.
• cannot be again
• does not diminish, cannot dissuade
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• the rope mistaken for a snake cannot strike
• All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle.
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• And I cannot see your soul hovering here, where I would like to
• hold my hand when i cannot see
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• Fish cannot carry guns.
• You cannot win an argument just by being right
• you cannot kill me in a way that matters
• fail
• Abort, Retry, or Fail?
• fail miserably
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• When Prophecy Fails
• The God That Failed
• Failed to create empty
• Fianna Fáil
• fail with pride
• Lia Fail
• How to write an English paper and fail
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (2)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (3)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (4)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (5)
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (6)
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• OSS can't fail
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• Education has failed
• Failed eBusiness collectibles
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• How the US failed in China
• Music journalists are failed musicians
• How to recover from a failed BIOS update
• How to fail a class
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• fail open
• fail closed
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• What to do when your brakes fail
• As I Rise You FaIl (user)
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• Senses Fail
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
• fail fast
• failed state
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• senses fail (user)
• The race calling itself 'human' fails
• I have failed
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• 2008 Financial Crisis
• A time to fail
• You fail at sex
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Wang Cock Fail
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• The extroverted feeler fails to care about spelling
• EPIC FAIL
• Fail Blog
• Tiger Woods and Brit Hume fail at Buddhism
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• words fail utterly
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• set up to fail
• TheDeadGuy's failed final mission (category)
• Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Words fail me
• When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Pwnie Award for Most Epic Fail

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