Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "It really seems like I am...and if you understand me, you're probably as bothered by my callousness as I am..."

• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• You're like a brother to me
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why am i me, and you're you?
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• You like me, you really like me!
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• Depression is a good thing
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Look at me, I am moving on
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• Walk Like Me
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• Take Me As I Am
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• lord help me, for i am weak
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• mark me by seconds
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• What life after death will really be like
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Do you like me?
• My Company Likes Me
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• Society made me what I am
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I am not a part of this! Really!
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• I am at the crossroads in the Garden of Eden, and before me is the Tree of Knowledge.
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Stand by Me
• Awake at 2 I am hungry by 5
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• You're served by the wrong personnel
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• Never look like you're staring
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• A Doll Like Me
• treat me like a woman
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• It seems like the right thing to do
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• I like you; do you like me?
• Black Like Me
• The Goonies vs. Stand By Me
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I Am Very Bothered
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• I am the princess guarded by dragons, snorting and grumbling and rumbling in wagons
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• I am haunted by waters.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I am confused by many things...
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• Not really by the rules, but...
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Something to remember me by
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• How to really impress people using division by 7
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one

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