Findings:

• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Today was some bullshit.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• It was not death, for I stood up
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• I don't think the sun was up
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• /but what was the question?
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• It was the least I could do
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• It was all I could do not to cry
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Things people put up their butts
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• The Walrus was Paul
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Her smile could light up a three-story building
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• No shit, there I was
• Was (Not Was)
• Kilroy was here
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• Music was better in the old days
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• we can give up, but the world never will
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Curtis Come Up
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• watching the sun come up
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• was
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• wa
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• Vancouver, Washington
• the seven hills of Rome
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Descartes was wrong
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• The Best is Yet to Come
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• sun might not come up tomorrow
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• standing on my lawn, with the scissors in your hands, and you could come in where you'd like, to my paper house
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Come Pick Me Up
• Come on up to the House
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live

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