Findings:
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
- let me know who you are now.
- If No One Will Love Me
- United States mail classifications
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Bears scare the shit out of me
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- who me (user)
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- The guy at the end of Half-Life
- Thou hast made me, and shall thy work decay?
- wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
- That one makes me scream, she said
- Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
- One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- The guy who got Isekai'd straight from 1942 Stalingrad to a fantasy land
- The stranger who hates me
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Smile at guys, for me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- Make me one with everything
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- I Know Who Killed Me
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- That one guy (user)
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- One of the guys
- For Pierre, who hurts himself with liquor
- Guys who wear skirts
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Flying scares the crap out of me
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- No one touches me
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- leave it to me to live out a lie
- Have One On Me
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Tell me one thing
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- funny fat guy who dies
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- one bald guy (user)
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
- The Man Who Folded Himself
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- The boy who couldn't look at himself
- That One Guy
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
- Helping people cheat
- May those who are born after me
- The guy who can't even pick up guys
- The day I found out I was a guy
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- Make me one of you
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Did You Save One Of Me?
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Great tricks to play on the new kid on the job
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- They grow up. No one told me.
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Me Talk Pretty One Day
- Guys who play guitar to get girls
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- you scared the bejeezus out of me!
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- give me one night to show the savage
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
- There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
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