Findings:

• One last smoke
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• One Last Wish
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• No one has died
• One last desperate hope
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Last one in is a rotten egg!
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• At Last - Scene One
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• One last thing before I go
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Eating one cheeseburger does not mean an agreement to eat five
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• Hitler has only got one ball
• Each one has their own story
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• One last concert in a ruined city
• One Last Time
• one last look at you
• His Last Line
• Johnny Nolan has a patch on his ass
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• The last one home
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• One Last Shot
• One last kiss before the long goodbye
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• We only eat the stupid ones
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• eat out
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Eat my Shorts
• Rugby players eat their dead
• Eat Me
• Who shall we eat?
• Don't shit where you eat
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Eat the rich
• Eat Static
• eat flaming death
• I can eat a peach for hours
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Dog Eat Dog
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Meal, ready to eat
• Why your pet eats poop
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I will eat your soul
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• How to eat a mango
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Good Eats
• You can't eat a flag
• You can eat sushi
• Jimmy Eat World
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• How to eat an artichoke
• The perfect way to eat a Mars Bar on a sunny day
• All the gold you can eat
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• We are what we eat
• the meat we eat
• and I eat you alive
• Why dogs eat grass
• Let them eat cake
• Chipirones en su tinta
• I'd eat in that bathroom
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Watching you eat an apple
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Humans are designed to eat animals
• Why don't polar bears eat penguins?
• How to eat a shot glass
• Sex Sleep Eat Drink Dream
• How to eat an Oreo cookie
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Eat poop you cat
• In my world, Thanksgiving turkeys eat people
• Eat it, don't read it
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Do not eat
• The Curious Eat Themselves
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Could a baby eat another baby?
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• Eat any good books lately?
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• I Eat Weeds and Trees
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Eat the eyes first
• The proper way to eat a tompoes
• All you can eat
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Ready to eat jelly
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• then only the soil harbors angry blood
• Make oil companies obsolete! Eat more french fries!
• How to eat a Philadelphia soft pretzel
• Eat Bugs for Money
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Eat The Runt
• Pete's Eats
• I eat every day with a ravenous appetite
• Eats, Shoots and Leaves
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Wog Eat Wog World
• Eat And Be Merrie: A Tasty E2 Bakesale Fundraiser
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
• Everybody Eat
• love to eat (user)
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Just as the dogs eat bone
• Pet python eats Cambodian boy
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• I eat a lot of Dick's in the summertime
• Tigers Eat Hearts
• DO NOT EAT THE URINAL CAKES
• Eat shit or puke trying
• You eated my cookie?

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