Findings:
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I am blind when I want to be
- Real Life Phaser
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- We journal only when we hurt
- I am not a real person
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- save and restore function in real life
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I remember when we built real forts
- then only the soil harbors angry blood
- I look better when I am wet
- speak only when spoken to
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
- I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- The Heisenberg Uncertainty Priniciple in real life
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Only the gods are real.
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- only when you cannot hear
- When I am an old woman
- To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
- real life raygun
- When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
- Am I really here? Is this really my life?
- I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
- Stoned music memories
- E2 in Real Life (e2poll)
- Real life is stranger than Borges
- Real life trolling
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
- We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- Only When I Lose Myself
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
- When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
- only then will we be safe from each other
- Put an unmonitored piano in a public place. It's the only real magic that exists.
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- Only when you're older
- It only hurts when I breathe
- If 0=1, then I am the Pope
- Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
- Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- the rock here is strange. it moves when i am not looking.
- The truth and who I am when I look at it
- Why IRC is better than Real Life
- Everything vs. Real Life
- When life gives you lemons make lemonade
- I am real; I happened to you
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- When am I an adult?
- The semi-fictional life of every real woman
- real life test
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- true life and a real angel (searching for Eldorado)
- When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
- In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
- When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
- Dan in Real Life
- When life changes forever
- I love you, even when I am heartless
- The trick is knowing the difference between the radio and real life
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- i only knew when silence screamed
- Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
- credibility is the only real currency
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
- I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
- I only dance when my feet are on fire
- Only in dreams are you real, whoever you are
- Revolving doors that only open when someone exits
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- Only when
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
- The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special and then leaves you hanging
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- When I am stronger than now
- When I am King
- When I am dead, my dearest
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Since when am I a size 6?
- When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
- because I am only half of what you need
- It will be good when I am leader
- What am I then, if not yours?
- I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
- I am the only being whose doom...
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- Am I the only one who walks alone under moonlight without fear?
- I am most faithless when I most am true.
- When life gives you lemons
- I'm not this cool in real life
- Real Life
- Real life applications of mathematics
- Why Real Life is better than IRC
- Everything vs. Real Life, Part II
- Life sucks, then you die
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I am Jack's wasted life
- Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
- The only thing that life is missing is the background music
- Real Life Dilbert
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- The Real Life of Sebastian Knight
- Thinking only makes life complicated
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- My real life, burst into the proper colors
- When life gives you shit
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- Flax seeds will save your life
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- When your life has become a Radiohead song
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- When life gives you demons...
- Last minute Thanksgiving vegetables when life is unpredictable
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- As we say in Bombay, such only is life.
- And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- in the face of what you have lost, live a real life
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- I only smoke when I drink
- In Real Life
- When Life Agrees With Us
- "Real life": absurd liberal myth
- Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
- When I am an old man
- when it was done
- I Am Invincible!
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
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