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• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Stoned music memories
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Movies that should have been books first
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When life gives you demons...
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Could have beens, should have beens
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• AES may have been broken
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Lord, have mercy
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• we should listen to the birds. they've been here far longer than we
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• We're trying to have a baby
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• When I have female children
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• That which I should have done I did not do
• On Fallen Rock Stars and Taking a Bath
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• consoles should have trackballs
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I could have been one of a two
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Have you been a dad today?
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• How long have you been in love with her?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have just been shot
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I've been trying to count the stars
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I could have been Canadian
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• What have you been smoking?
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Something that may have changed my life...
• People have fucked up before
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• I have spent all night paging you
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• The way things have always been done
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Names have been changed
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You know you've been away from home too long
• you would have been
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• What Might Have Been
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• i have been burning for so long
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• He's been places they have not.
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man

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