Findings:

• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• I love it when a plan comes together
• In this moment, when everything has come apart...
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• watching the sun come up
• When You Come
• When We Grow Up
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Come In Number 51, Your Time Is Up
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Girl drink drunk
• When Bobby Comes Down
• Her hair, tangled
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When you wake up feeling old
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• Come Pick Me Up
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Swing when you're winning
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Sing when you're winning
• You know you're in the SCA when
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• When you're home alone
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When Papa Bear comes home
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When it all comes together
• Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
• When the dark comes
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When fog comes down the mountain
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest thing from your mind
• When the Boat Comes In
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Cold, no blankets, watching the sun come up for air
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• When Renny wakes up
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• when the time comes
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• You're never around when I need you
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Sun Comes Up, It's Tuesday Morning
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• You're so come here go away
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When You're Evil
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• Come on up to the House
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• When your time comes
• sun might not come up tomorrow
• I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• These are the days when birds come back
• When the great recorder comes
• What to do when your husband comes home
• sometimes death comes when it's the furthest from your mind
• When it all comes together, the chemistry is amazing. It's a love affair with physics.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• Curtis Come Up
• drop the bass and come out with your hands up
• If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
• I only smoke when I drink
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• What (not) to drink when you are dehydrated?
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• When Saturday Comes
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• The mites go up and the tights come down
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When I Grow Up
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• When Push Comes To Shove
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When you're alone
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You know you're a geek when...
• Come Up From the Fields Father
• What do you see when you look up?
• When The King Comes Home

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