Findings:

• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• What golf has taught me
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• the night absolutely into me
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• New York City: What my Father told me
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• what my parents taught me
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• You taught me more than hugging
• What my mother taught me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• What school debating society taught me about politics
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• MacGyver taught me that
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• spin me 'round
• Things video games have taught me
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• What the rocks taught me
• He taught me how to smoke
• What Playboy taught me just now
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• ask me that again and look into my eyes
• words hiss into me
• My Father Took Me Places
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• The time my father caught me having sex
• UK Gold
• Cariboo Gold Rush
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• It's the white in the knuckles and the gold in them buckles
• Notice me, Judge me, FEED ME
• gold bug
• Lila, an Inquiry into Morals
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• My withdrawal into myself
• Show me what I'm looking for
• Into Thin Air
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• Into the Words
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• Climbing into the car, donning sunglasses to hide the bruises of neglect
• How to jump into a pile of leaves
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Falling into place
• call me garbage one more time
• History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• spin top
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• isobaric spin
• Grasping at straws
• After living a life in darkness, the first steps into the light are the hardest to bear.
• Into the desert
• Transformation, White Pawn into Black Queen
• love me
• Don't stand so close to me
• You're not the boss of me
• Fly Me to the Moon
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Take Me Down
• Yes me, right now
• Lick me out
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• "Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a Dream"
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• Call Me Persephone
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• Though you can tell me
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Give Me Strength
• Comin' to carry me home
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• She just looks at me
• me neither
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• the me (user)
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Give me my long sword, ho!
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• /me misses Hermetic
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Singing softly to me
• ignore me (document)
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Pandora sent it to me, C.O.D.
• You know you want me, baby!
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• ender will save me (user)
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• ME ME (user)
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Pick Me, Honey!
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• My father
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Land of my Fathers
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• Pictures of my father
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
• You Heard Me
• Father's Field
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• The audacity of my father
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Strict father model
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Stay Gold, Ponyboy
• Gold root
• The Wishing Table, the Gold Ass and the Cudgel in the Sack
• gold pad
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• gold shy
• NiGHTS into Dreams
• Falling Into Infinity
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)
• A study on male behavior in public restrooms
• From Darkness, Lead Me To Light
• Converting an old laptop LCD screen into a VGA monitor
• I don't want to be in love, just fuck me, ok?
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Into my heart an air that kills
• video games never made me violent
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Part of Me
• Screaming into the Eye of the Lens (document)

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