Findings:

• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Life sucks, then you die
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Die hard, die kicking, old habit of mine
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I'm too old for this shit
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• We would probably not understand alien life
• I'm not old enough to love you
• I'm Going Home
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm Going Crazy
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Holy Shit! You must die to preserve life on Earth as we know it!
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I hope I die before I get old
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Old video games don't die
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• this is it, we're going to die
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• The Old Woman I Watched Die
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Going home to farm. Going home to die.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to be a Dad
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• old habits die hard
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I hope I get old before I die.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• life sucks
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 2
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• life sucks (user)
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• I am going to die
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• Music was better in the old days
• Old people die
• die
• Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse
• Die Fledermaus
• Jar Jar Must Die
• Let's die a Romantic death together on the wings of freedom!
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• If I should die
• Die Hard
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• Dies juridicus
• voice never dies
• Die the death
• Die Primitiven
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Romeo Must Die
• to die for
• die horribly
• People who don't smoke will never die
• die at the drafting table
• Bündnis 90 / Die Grünen
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• We born to die
• hydrate or die
• You are just an animal and you will die
• Warning: you will die someday
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• funny fat guy who dies
• It is now illegal to die
• Die Hand Die Verletzt
• Dial 911 and Die
• Cross my heart, hope to die, stick a needle in my eye
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Don't let me die nervous
• At 6 I die
• Der Krieger und die Kaiserin
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• To Die a Martyr
• we who are about to die salute you
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Über die allmähliche Verfertigung der Gedanken beim Reden
• Die Befindlichkeit des Landes
• Live Free or Die
• Die Roten Rosen
• An die Musik
• Every minute dies a man
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• John Barleycorn Must Die
• The Brain That Wouldn't Die

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