Findings:
- The Man and His Wife
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- No Man's Land
- Kisses on my shoulder like little stars sparkling
- His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
- To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
- How Man creates his Gods
- A man, like a twig
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- No less a man
- man and wife
- Is Death of a Salesman a tragedy and Willy Loman a tragic hero, or is his death merely the pathetic demise of a small man
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- the time I felt like a real man
- No time like the present
- She won't kiss him until she marries him
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- Going Where No Man Should Go
- No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
- Man With No Name
- A man and his own face
- Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- Half-sour pickle
- Anger, shaped like a man
- the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- kiss like static and razor's edge
- I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- No man is perfect
- No man is an island
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
- Mr. Mahoney and His Christian Wife
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- A man's got to know his limitations
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- I killed a man with his own stomach
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- The Huntsman's Letter To His Wife
- Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- How to kiss like a ninja
- Like no place else
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
- Like there's no tomorrow
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- you don't love like a cold-weather man
- Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
- No Place Like Home
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Hell hath no fury like a villainess scorned
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- There is no frigate like a book
- New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
- The Nice Painter and his Wife
- I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
- Faith No Man
- Kissing a man all over his face
- No man is without enemies
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
- Tom Waits for no man
- i like his madness
- Let no man steal your thyme
- There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
- The Fisherman and His Wife
- chapters marked by love notes from another man's wife
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- Where No Man Has Gone Before
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- The Man with no Name
- The Man With the Child in His Eyes
- The night I saw a man get his head blown off
- no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
- No Bobolink -- reverse His Singing
- tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
- Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
- The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Your words like warm water, his words like salt
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- A Conversation Between Danton, Robespierre, Napoléon, Chabert, and his wife
- A man's home is his castle
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- The man of his times
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
- waiting for his arms to fold like wings around her
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- The Biologist's Valediction to His Wife
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- We kissed like we had never tasted lips
- I do not like the radio man.
- Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
- Take it like a man
- fewer has no opposite like less-more
- Snooding like there's no tomorrow
- No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
- Anarchy is like, bogus, man
- Kisses your lips like the world is about to end
- Autumn is like a dying man's last words
- A kind of calm like no other
- I felt like a shadow casting a man
- War hath no fury like a non-combatant
- A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
- A Man Like Putin
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
- No One Likes Superman Anymore
- No Fool Like and Old Fool
- Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
- There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Blind man tying his shoes
- Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I pity a man with no scars
- The Man with No Enemies
- To boldly go where no man has gone before
- no man's hurting
- No man can eat fifty eggs
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
- No One Sang Like Michael
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- Touch the Hem of His Garment
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- Saturn Devouring His Children
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- His Majesty the Scarecrow
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- And then I broke his nose
- The Colour Of His Voice
- Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
- In His Own Image
- 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
- When the foeman bares his steel
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
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