Findings:

• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• drunk
• legally drunk
• drunk driving
• get drunk
• Getting depression drunk
• Get drunk on History
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• Girl drink drunk
• dry drunk
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Drunk mouse syndrome
• I Saw Goodness Getting Drunk
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Drunk and refusing to stagger
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• coding drunk
• A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Sir, you are drunk!
• Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
• Drunk and Wondering
• I was very, very drunk
• Crashing asleep dizzy drunk
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
• Drunk Logic
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Drunk in Manhattan
• drunk tank
• Don't node drunk
• I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• Keep guns away from drunks
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Drunk and in charge of a bicycle
• Drunk and Beautiful
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• punch drunk
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
• drunken wasps
• Drunk as a skunk
• Music to get drunk to
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• The Drunk Joke
• Drunk, fix later
• The Drunk (user)
• Punch-Drunk Love
• drunk barbie (user)
• I often get drunk in my basement
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• drunk as a lord
• The Drunk Monks Steak
• The Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• Solution to the Drunk Guy on a Cliff Puzzle
• A Good Reason To Get Drunk
• please i drunk (user)
• modern drunk (user)
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• My first drunk
• love the drinker hate the drunk
• Could man be drunk for ever
• some drunk magic
• drunk and disorderly
• drunk mistakes
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• drunk dialing
• Drunk Ass Bukowski
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• being drunk
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving
• Mothers Against Drunk Driving (node_forward)
• No flash photography on the drunks, please
• Dealing With Drunks at Bus Stops
• Drunk Whale
• Blood drunk
• drunk on the tiniest pivot
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Drunk History
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Mind racing, a while back
• Nine While Nine
• While
• Whiles
• Once in a while
• Candide and Martin, While Thus Reasoning with Each Other, Draw Near to the Coast of France
• What You do While I Slumber
• running a movie projector while sightless
• Rambling incoherently while standing in a crowded mall
• something to ruminate on while twisting my mustache
• While My Guitar Gently Weeps
• Fiddling while Rome burns
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• After a while
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Useful phrases while travelling abroad
• Things to put on your desk to look at while you wait for your slow connection
• Getting a free paint job while on vacation
• Falling asleep while masturbating
• Getting old while programming
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• calculating how much money you are making while pooping
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Time regression effect while stoned
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• It's a good idea to take a bath once in a while
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• Is it safe to run X while 'apt-get upgrade'ing?
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• strike while the iron is hot
• These and many other thoughts fill my mind while I lie recovering
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• Smoking while bathing
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Things one should do while naked
• Swimming pool injury
• What I learned while attaching my phone to the wall
• What I dreamt while I wasn't censoring
• Smiling dryly while I lied.
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• Whistle while you work
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• EBR II
• Here's hoping the sun won't rise for a while
• I was my mom for a while
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• for() is better than while()
• While Shepherds Watched
• Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• What the computer does while it's alone
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• How to reach Enlightenment while checking groceries
• Committing suicide in prison
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• early one mornin while makin the rounds
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• While Away Books
• Fun games to play while traveling
• while (true)
• while loop
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• Breastfeeding while on methadone maintenance therapy
• While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
• While the praying mantis hunts the cricket, the sparrow waits
• Drink while you think
• the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Lucien and I powder our faces
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Things to do in a glider while under Zero G
• Whistle while you node (e2poll)
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• When having sex in French
• Tenuously-related thoughts occurring while watering oleander bushes
• The Lover writes while the Hangman edits

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