Findings:
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm so sorry
- My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
- I'm so tough
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm doing OK
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Being a dickhead
- I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm All You Can Think About
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- I'm not a part of this world
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm not sure
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm not in love, set me free
- I'm not drinking any more
- When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Though really, I'm waiting for you.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- all of them just coming over here and so on
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- we've come so far and yet not at all
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- so, it wasn't all for nothing
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm OK, You're OK
- Why are all senses but vision abstract?
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm not homophobic but...
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- I could tell by all of her dead house plants
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- tell me all your reasons
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- All the burdens so brown and heavy
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
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