Findings:

• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• The People Who Used to Live There
• People who carp about their jobs
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• People who love FTP
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Why aren't people real anymore?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• People who died laughing
• Why people who jog live longer
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• The rules of pool are not selective
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• corporations aren't just people, they're sociopaths
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Rednecks hating Canada
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• drawn to the ones who aren't afraid
• People who don't read
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• people who need people are just people who need people
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• The bored who complain
• Know your pets
• Dead links in writeups
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Taking things at surface value
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• cat haters
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Capitalize, please
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Type A blood
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Using a command line
• People who use Windows
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People who are not anarchists
• Two people who are not touching
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• people who don't exist
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• The other people who hate war
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• people who wear camo
• play dumb
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• laughing at things that aren't funny
• why aren't iMacs scratch-and-sniff?
• Vegetarian meals that aren't just brown gack
• but aren't we all
• Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
• aren't
• The Kids Aren't Alright
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Graphics aren't the enemy
• Songs that metalheads like that aren't metal
• The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What are you doing? Why aren't you busy trying to save the world?
• Minutes aren't meaningful
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• (aren't we all?)
• women aren't starfish
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Cynical, bitter, jaded as hell. Also naked.
• the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio
• people
• Who we Meet, Who we Remember
• People are sometimes very crazy
• Blue People
• Shiny Happy People
• Beautiful People
• People Magazine
• Nice people swallow
• We, the people
• other people's money
• Short People
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• People's Republic of China
• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• People die
• Creative ways of killing people
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Meeting people is easy
• Little People
• Ordinary People
• The Tomorrow People
• black people
• White People
• insulting people you like
• The People's Elbow
• How to get people to leave you alone
• I don't believe in people
• What the American people want politics to be
• people person
• CA(1982): Rights of the Aboriginal Peoples of Canada
• Hell is other people
• School is for stupid people
• Things people put up their butts

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