Findings:

• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Hurry up please it's time
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm not what you think
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• They think I'm a god
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Please stop annoying me
• cough up a lung
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
• I don't think the sun was up
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• Up. Up! UP! Please!
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Soul Coughing
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm
• IM
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• I'm Losing You
• I'm with the band
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic

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