Findings:

• Pretend you're not dying inside
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• Let's pretend we're married
• pretend
• Pretended
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• play dumb
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• World Leader Pretend
• pretend date
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• a patch of lamplight that I pretend is the moon
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Impersonating someone famous
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• We are what we pretend to be
• Let's pretend
• should i pretend now everything is fine?
• I can still pretend
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• Chateau Pretend, 1974
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• you pretend to be the moon
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• When I Pretend to Fall
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I only pretend to resist temptation
• let's pretend, for George
• Pretend Rap Poetry
• pretends to sleep as he looks her over
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• let's pretend we're all the same
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• Let's Pretend They Were Red
• xyzzy
• Xyzzy Awards
• Xyzzy Awards - 1996
• Xyzzy Awards - 1997
• Xyzzy Awards - 1998
• Xyzzy Awards - 1999
• xyzzy (user)
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• You're not from around here, are you?
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Baby, you're the greatest!
• You're so money
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• To the world you're just one person
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• Time flies when you're having fun
• You're Only Old Once!
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• You're not the boss of me
• You're soaking in it
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• You're So Vain
• You're not a monk
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• You're welcome
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You're too young to be so old
• You're Under Arrest!
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• Never look like you're staring
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• You're evil
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Australia You're Standing In It
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• You're all Sheep
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• Three strikes you're out
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• You're missing it
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Now you're on the trolley
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• You're not alone
• You're In The Air
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• When you're alone
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• When you're home alone
• You know you're a geek when...
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• What happens if you're too nice?
• Ways to Say you're done
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• You're a dick
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• Imagine you're not alone
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• I'm OK, You're OK
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• If you're hungry, blame me
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• you're so poetic tonight
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You're too good to be human
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• You're never around when I need you
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Now You're Screwed
• I'll explain it when you're older
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• So you think you're on a roll?
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• You're so come here go away
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• You're the wrong species
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• You're to Make Young Gems
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You're playing you, now
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• You're running Linux on what?
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• You're never far from the sound of an engine

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