Findings:

• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• She was too beautiful to be human
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Where's the kaboom?
• Free to Be, You and Me
• That would be me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• If God was willing to let it be
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• Be Your Own Pet
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• OBAFGKM
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• My life may no longer be my own
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Hot pursuit
• Be your own man
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Work hard. Be strong.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• If your wish be to close me
• Let us be our own pornographers
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• Information cannot be owned
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• let me be your first upvote
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Look siad me Be like me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Work hard and be nice
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• She must be what cocaine is like
• Let me be your fantasy
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• It's Hard to be Humble
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• She could be a businesswoman
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• she can't remember what it's like to be found

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