Findings:
- Names have been changed
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Front porch, what should have been said
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- Couldn't you have named it anything else
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- How long have you been in love with her?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- What have you been smoking?
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- just to have some human contact
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Some names belong only to you
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- you have never been safe
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- Advice I have been given about girls
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I may or may not have been naked
- I have to return some videotapes
- Polish political parties
- Where the streets have no name
- He's been places they have not.
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Some guy named Chris (user)
- Names I have acquired over the years
- I know I have been dreaming
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- he would have laughed
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Could I Have Been?
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have always been burning
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- Could Muhammad have been autistic?
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
- do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
- you would have been
- Movies that should have been books first
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- you have changed but the memory stayed the same
- Something that may have changed my life...
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- i've been changed, and i am starving
- What Might Have Been
- The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
- You don't have to remember my name
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Names have power
- The last dozen years of populism have been a miserable failure
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- The path we have been walking
- And All That Could Have Been
- It could have been me
- some people are so poor, all they have is money
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- My family has specific names for some generic food
- Pragmatism, A New Name for Some Old Ways of Thinking
- Our children will laugh at the names of our over-the-counter medicines
- my religion doesn't have a name
- I do have some things to hide
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- I have just been shot
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- AES may have been broken
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- The way things have always been done
- I could have been Canadian
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- My entire life I have been composing my death poem
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Have you been a dad today?
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- A part of us remains wherever we have been.
- i have been burning for so long
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- cheap laugh
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I could have been one of a two
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- At Sea The Gods Have No Names
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- I have made up a name for my disease
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- I appear to have been misinformed
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- Who's been messin' with my laser?
- Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
- Evolution has never been observed
- I've Been Working on the Railroad
- Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
- My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
- the hottest it has ever been
- It hasn't been so long, but
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- The software hath been released
- So now that I've been cursed to die...
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
- It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- You've Been Framed
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