Findings:

• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Love Me or Leave Me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Take me to your leader
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Take it or leave it
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Leave me
• Calgon, take me away
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• where does that leave me?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• Next time you leave me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• take me away
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Can You Take Me Back
• Take me from home
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• give me the truth or nothing
• Take it from me
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Let Me Take You Down To Memphis
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Drugs Or Me
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 14: Love Never Leave Me
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Don't leave me alone
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Take Me Back to Tech
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Take On Me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Take Me As I Am
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Take me to the bridge
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• this is why you always leave me, this is why you'll never go
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• It's Me or the Dog
• Take me back to the day that I went blind
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• me or the gun
• take me to your mystics
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• leave me alone
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Take Me Down
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• turn me on, and leave a scabby body
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• talk to me not the computer
• What makes me beautiful
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• I vs. me
• away from me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Speak To Me
• Gag me with a spoon
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Take only photos, leave only footprints
• Better him than me
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• The Statue Got Me High
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Just call me fluffy
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Society made me what I am
• Please help me!
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Me So Horny
• Feigning smiles for me
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Roll With Me, Henry
• You remind me of the Babe
• You're not the boss of me
• Pardon me
• Someone please kill me
• Peel me a grape
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Below me

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