Findings:
- I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Home surgery
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
- dog daddy (user)
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Some things that fly there be
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- I wanna be your dog
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Starving in the greenhouse
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
- some day we will all be gone
- life is supposed to be walking back home alone
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
- some people lie but they're looking for magic
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- Battersea Dogs Home
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- The lights are on, but nobody's home.
- Thanks for my home
- It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
- Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- We couldn't be anywhere else but here
- I Won't Be Home For Christmas
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- some nodeshells are not titles but micronodes
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
- Pimp Daddy Welfare
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Pimp Daddy Payne (user)
- Show your dog some much deserved respect
- Boot Up the Divan, Daddy's Coming Home
- pimp daddy (user)
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
- colby pimp dog (user)
- She brought them home to meet the dog
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- The mountain could be home
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
- Just be home in time for supper
- There is some place I need to be
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Not to die but to be reborn...
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Hot pursuit
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Home I'll never be
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Your dog might be evil...
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- but you wanna be bad
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Some words live to be kept close to the skin
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
- English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
- Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
- Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
- But thanks for playing
- Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- yo! freestyle, minion!
- Should I be happy?
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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