Findings:
- Southern California is a joke, and the joke is "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Laundry should be free
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- The parable of the chicken that crossed the road
- This node should be filled with bees!
- What is and what should never be
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- Information wants to be free
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- It should not be this complicated
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- Free to Be, You and Me
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- Why you should not be mean
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Things every child should be taught
- Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- Should I be happy?
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- You Should Be Sober
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- as if it longs to be free, in a Chinese sky
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- This node should be filled with renga!
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- How to cross the road in Montreal
- How to cross the road in Europe
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Farmers' Market
- No threat should be taken lightly
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- Names that should never be given to important files
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- why you should never be a referee
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Why should we be moral?
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- How Should A Person Be?
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- information deserves to be free
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- This node should be filled with waka!
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Cross burning as free speech
- Automobile tire pressure
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- I should be running in the sunshine
- I should be able to remember your face
- Food should not be luminous
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- stupidity should be painful
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- AI should be our top priority.
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- Chalant should be a word!
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- Freedom is free of the need to be free
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- What does it mean to be free?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- When shall I be free?
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- titles should be approached laterally
- Can the Cross be Saved?
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- Should I be sorry?
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- 84 Charing Cross Road
- How to cross the road in Malaysia
- Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
- everything that can be cut without a knife should be cut with a fork
- Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
- Charing Cross Road
- Why a dog should be viewed as particularly sick remains unclear.
- The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
- The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Struggle Buses should have a loyalty rewards program
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- Too good to be true
- Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- What the American people want politics to be
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Must be a lesbian
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
- The Be
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