Findings:

• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Names have been changed
• What have you been smoking?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Movies that should have been books first
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• He's been places they have not.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• you would have been
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• You don't have any real problems
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• i have been burning for so long
• What Might Have Been
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• How long have you been in love with her?
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• you have never been safe
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• It's been real
• I have just been shot
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• AES may have been broken
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• I could have been Canadian
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Have you been a dad today?
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• what real progress have we made?
• I could have been one of a two
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• I appear to have been misinformed
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• been through the fire
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• I've been living my life half asleep
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution is only a theory
• Evolution has never been observed
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• I've been a woman for too long
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• It's been lovely
• It's All Been Done Before
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• the hottest it has ever been
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• The struggle is real
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• I've been shot!
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Your computer has been cracked
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• I've been expecting you
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• 40 Albums That Should've Been Hits: 1971
• I’ve been completed
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• love like you've never been hurt
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• It's been odd out in the world
• been there, done that
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• Since I've Been Loving You

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