Findings:

• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds
• 240 human years are experienced every second on earth
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Every second that passes is like a sledgehammer to my chest
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• human first, American second
• human sleep cycle
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• The Clerk in the Second Bookstore in "The Big Sleep"
• The goal of every human in the world
• every noder was once a normal human
• you fall or fly every second
• Every Second Without You Lasts a Lifetime
• Every spoonful in the service of sleep
• Average (user)
• Average Joe
• Global average temperature
• Earned Run Average
• Batting average
• Average Land Speed of Animals
• Dow Jones Industrial Average
• average rate of change
• average person
• moving average
• exponential moving average
• weighted average
• Weighted Average with denominator 7
• average male viewer
• Having An Average Weekend
• Average Joe (user)
• the average number of fixed points of a permutation is 1
• load average
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Law of averages
• Equivalent Average
• Peripheral Earned Run Average
• Smarter than the average bear
• .400 batting average
• Nosferatu (with C/Average)
• Grade Point Average
• Average Atmospherocepalic Bureaucrat in the Act of Milking a Cranial Harp
• Average Call Time
• Elmo Ain't Yo Average Nza
• Being average is rare
• Invitation to average war
• To be noble in an average life
• average total cost
• Average Value Method
• The Average White Band
• Average logarithmic energy decrement per collision
• Zero knowledge computation of the average salary
• Standard Average European
• Average G (user)
• elliptical weighted average
• Average dice
• The average noder's age (e2poll)
• the average population of the universe is zero
• average guy (user)
• Average Freight Rate Assessment
• i've seen earthworms larger than your average snake
• My Life Is Average
• Average face
• Average Log Income
• Salud
• My Statistically Average Wife
• The average distance between consecutive prime numbers
• The dangers of using the average without context
• How the lack of flying cars is connected with the green fuzz between EDB's toes and the average annual rainfall in West Bulgaria
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Reading averages (e2poll)
• every day
• every
• Those stupid ad execs who make every price end in 99
• every other
• In every street of every town
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right
• every so often
• Every good band decibels furiously
• Every Now and Then
• Every woman's fantasy
• Every Breath You Take
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• In Every Dream Home a Heartache
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Statistics every writer should know
• There's a sucker born every minute
• treat every moment like it's your last
• Condemned to wires and hammers, strike every chord that you feel
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Things To Do Every Single Day
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• For every set there exists a larger set
• I measure every Grief I meet
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• eyes that stole my every secret
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• Every film needs a ninja
• each and every
• My tongue, every atom of my blood, form'd from this soil, this air,
• Pig on every corner program
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Every Node is Sacred
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• Two Sides To Every Story
• Way The Third
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• Things every child should be taught
• There's one born again every minute
• Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
• Trouble Comin' Every Day
• Christmas is the same every year
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• Stoned music memories
• All my favorite people live in this box that I look at every day
• There are two sides to every coin
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
• burning every detail into my fingertips
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• Pea soup every Thursday
• The semi-fictional life of every real woman
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• Climb Every Mountain
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• two sides to every mirror
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Lift Every Voice and Sing
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• Every Day an Asshole
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Every spring in Texas
• There's a Delta for Every Epsilon
• Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
• Every shiny fish is floating, floating, and every dark fish is at the bottom, at the bottom of the sea
• Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
• Every kid's dream
• Why do this every day?
• Society loves to dichotomize every aspect of our daily life
• proof that every game of Sylver Coinage ends
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
• The smell of burning wires every astronaut fears
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• sketch of a Set Theory proof that every Goodstein's sequence reaches 0
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Every good boy deserves fruit
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• EGBDF
• Every city is full of secret places
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• every tragedy is a beauty that has passed
• Every Good Boy Deserves Favour
• I think of you every time I cry
• Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
• Every minute dies a man
• Inside every Mr Man...(lessons in sexual identity at McDonald's)
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• Prayer to Every God
• Behind Every Villain
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.

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