Findings:
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
- Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
- Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- It was better before they came
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
- They Might Be Giants
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- They just kind of went away
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- They had been expecting me
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
- They mass produce plastic women
- They moved like a river
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I have to check and see if they wear panties
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- The Harder They Come
- People want what they cannot have
- My fingers find the well-loved throat they seek
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- They hum like angels
- Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
- Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
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- I was into them after they were hip
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- The owls are not what they seem
- Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Erewhon : Chapter XX - What They Mean By It
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- They don't touch me the same way
- They're drugs, they change you
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- They want me for a focus group!
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- Things you give people that they keep
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
- They Were Eleven
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- They think I'm a god
- They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- cat haters
- I can do much better than this
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- They killed our Lord
- They all lived happily ever after
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Of course, they were wrong
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- But what are they really thinking?
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- "Sex, as they harshly call it"
- Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I know they are watching me
- First They Came
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
- They asked me to write a letter
- And They Believed Me!
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- They might not need me - yet they might -
- They don't know what they're missing
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- Maybe they heard you scream.
- They said no
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Chipirones en su tinta
- They own the pack while we play the three card trick
- They Know Me
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- They Fight the Invisible Bears
- I can degrade myself better than you can
- Or were they chords of sun?
- Live Era '87-'93
- We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
- They Buried the American Dream Today
- that lump they call your brain
- Looking as though they saw the dark before dawn every day
- The Things They Carried
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- They Meet the Wooden Gargoyles
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- Automobile tire pressure
- If you can walk, you can dance. If you can talk, you can sing.
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- They danced with fire claws
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
- What They Saw in the Country of El Dorado
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
- play dumb
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
- Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
- They Live
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
- When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- So that's what they call it nowadays?
- They always jump off the east side
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
- The Budweiser commercial they refuse to air
- They Flee From Me
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Things they should teach in school
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
- They don't understand my tea
- What can be better than that?
- The Times They Are A-Changin'
- Ground rush
- What Have They Done to the Rain
- Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- Prilosec
- Now you do what they told ya
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- They must have faces
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- They couldn't install the DSL.
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
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