Findings:

• You're never around when I need you
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• when you're ready to touch me again
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• You're not from around here, are you?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• I walk around when I'm high
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• When you're alone
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• One learns the most when teaching others
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Silence leaves when it's ready
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• not beautiful, not extraordinary nor spectacular except in that individual way every human being is extraordinary and different from all others
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Sunday brunch lines and other ways to starve
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• Our nostalgia ghosts are ready to take your place
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
• When it's ready
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Time flies when you're having fun
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Ways to Say you're done
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When you're home alone
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• the double edged comfort of knowing your way around
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• When the student is ready, the teacher appears
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• Grow where you're planted
• I take whatever you're given
• the moment when they take possession of you
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Reason and Rhetoric in Milton's The Tenure of Kings and The Ready and Easy Way
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 15
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• When first my way to fair I took
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When writers use Latin
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When You're Evil
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• You're pretty when you cry
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• Only when you're older
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• Falling Branches Can Break Other Branches On Their Way Down
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Look the other way
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• With this plant I can take on the world
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• When oil recycling plants explode
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• Take the Long Way Home
• when i take off my coat
• when they take my blood
• When Shall We Take Off?
• The right way to take a bath
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• you think you're special, and you are. but not in the way that you think.
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• You know you're a geek when...
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I'll explain it when you're older
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• Sing when you're winning
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• will you take me with you when you go?
• We nod our approvals in other ways
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• we can all just be around other people
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Swing when you're winning
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• The whole world smells like a laundromat and bud. Good bud, bud that makes you feel like the early days. Take your bong to the laundromat. Pass it around.
• around
• What Comes Around Goes Around
• pelicans fall all around
• running around in circles
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• Turn around
• Kicking around
• The several horsemen of the Apocalypse spill their secrets
• Walking around the house naked
• Floating around in a sea of milk clinging desperately to a Cheerio
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• Passing the baby around like a peace pipe
• He called around 5:30
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Clowning Around
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• She is in the heartbeat you hear around you, listen
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• How to turn around in the street
• Children are the same all around the world
• Knifin' Around
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• Beat around the bush
• Around Alone
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• Walking Around

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