Findings:

• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• Bernie would have won
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• neither here nor then
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Sing and then murder them with an ice axe if they reveal Your secret.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• you would have been
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I would like to have emotions
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What pornos would have us believe
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• he would have laughed
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• She Will Have Her Way
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• So then she said
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Let them have Festivas
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• You stole what they would have given you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• he would have cried
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• And neither have I wings to fly
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight

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