Findings:

• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• There was a man and a woman
• No shit, there I was
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I was there
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Was it ever there?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was a time before
• There was a little girl
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a young lady of Riga
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Where's the kaboom?
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• There was once a Man
• There will never be another you
• Unfortunately, there was no applause
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• One hour there was sunlight
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• There was a baby in China
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• I was never broken
• the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
• A Woman Who Never Was
• There is no alternative
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• There was an old lady
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• and there was this girl
• I remember, there was one
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Before you, there was me
• Was There a Time
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• the little friendship that never was
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• some say he was never here at all
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• There was a rose that faded young
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• There was a moment of drunken silence
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• There Is a Light that Never Goes Out
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• There Once Was a Farmer
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• There was a cold day
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• A knock there was upon the door
• There Was A Friend
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There Was No Leak
• Once there was a way...
• There was always the blue of you
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• There Was a Desert in My Head
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• I was never any good at maths at school
• There was an Old Man on some rocks
• You Forget Sometimes There Was Sunshine Back Then
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• alternative gender
• alternative lifestyle
• alternative rock
• Alternative Weekly
• alternative OS
• Alternative insect lifestyles
• Water as an alternative to caffeine
• Alternative Names for the United States
• Alternative placenames for parts of Glasgow
• Four finger salute
• alternative therapy
• AlterNative (user)
• Alternative school
• Adult Alternative
• Alternative Radio
• Alternatives to toilet paper
• An alternative to Freud's theories
• Alternative Press
• Ultimate Alternative Wavers
• Alternatives to breaking up a relationship
• Channel 4's Alternative Christmas Message
• Alternative Vote
• Fredholm alternative theorem
• Alternative 3
• A mathematical anecdote from an alternative timeline
• Augmentative and alternative communication
• Alternative PHP Cache
• alternative transcript
• Radiostorm: Alternative
• Alternative Dispute Resolution
• The Alternative Hypothesis
• The UK Alternative Vote Referendum, 2011
• open alternative
• Honesty as an alternative
• Google Alternatives
• E2 Alternatives
• The Alternative Factor
• Jerry Arrives at the Alternative
• Alternative pleading
• alternative facts
• my mother's diary and alternative facts
• Seven words you can never say on television
• Never
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Never put your tongue on the flyback
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• This will never happen
• I never thought it would be like this
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Rust Never Sleeps
• Tomorrow Never Dies
• pub that never shuts
• I never
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• How to crack root and not get caught
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• The Thread That Never Ends

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