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• You stole what they would have given you
• I would kill my mother
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• When you kill people they die
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Will I be given that chance?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• If they would only choose to hear it
• The Ten Commandments revised
• They killed our Lord
• Gark the Calm
• sysadmin calm
• Calm Technology
• How to calm a cat in heat
• To Mr. Christopher Brooke: The Calm
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• It Is a Beauteous Evening, Calm and Free
• I am surprised by the calm rationality of this node
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• A kind of calm like no other
• flowers in a sea of calm blue glass . rattle
• The Calm Before the Storm
• Before the Calm
• Big Calm
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Calm Repose
• Dead calm
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• How to calm a skittish horse
• Hello Calm
• everything so sharp, silent and calm
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• be calm
• Calm Me Down
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• chance
• snowball's chance in hell
• second chance
• Fat chance
• Chance, Chance, Chance, Chance
• chance operation
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• chance medley
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• It's Your Chance of a Lifetime
• Give Peace a Chance
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• Chance encounters with strangers
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• What are the chances?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• The Last Chance Texaco
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• Chances Are
• Penis size and impregnation
• A Second Chance At Eden
• people for whom religion is mostly a matter of chance
• Improving your chances of winning at blackjack
• Ghost of Chance
• A Second Chance
• James Chance and the Contortions
• Leave it to Chance
• If it chance your eye offend you
• Tinker to Evers to Chance
• Buckley's chance
• Increase the chance of recovering a stolen laptop
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Last Chance
• A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure
• How to improve your chances of having sex
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• The $1,000,000 Chance of a Lifetime
• The chances of a poet reaching us are very slim
• .78 Chance (user)
• Dora Chance
• Last Best Chance
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Your last chance to win is in the scoring
• Interesting Times (Wherein I Chance Upon a Cryptogram)
• A dinner party; a last chance. A love song; a bear dance.
• chances accepted
• total chances
• The reward for a good deed is the chance to do another
• chances (user)
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• The Music of Chance
• Chances Not Taken
• Life: Chance
• My Last Chance for Love
• Taking Chance
• The second chance you give could be your last
• Fate vs Chance
• Chinaman's chance
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• puncher's chance
• Cloudy, with a chance of pain
• charming, with a chance of terror
• You mean the me that you would be
• small woodland creatures
• The Creatures
• Heavenly Creatures
• Little Creatures
• Song of the Sausage Creature
• single-celled creature
• feature creature
• feeping creature
• Creatures 3
• Deep sea creature
• All Creatures Great and Small
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• Creature of Havoc
• Mythological Creatures and The Underworld
• Cloud Creatures
• hybrid creature
• The muse is a wicked creature
• The Lords and The New Creatures
• X-Com Creatures
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• All Creatures of the Earth and Sky
• Creatures Paradise
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• Creatures Evolution Engine
• Creatures 2
• Creature Labs
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• The Creature That Ate Sheboygan
• Si ling
• Creature Commandos
• God of small creatures
• Creature Tech
• A Gentle Creature
• Bleacher Creatures
• Mythical Brazilian creatures
• Curse of the Swamp Creature
• Creature Comforts
• creature (user)
• The Creature and the Moon
• a creature built of words
• the creature we built with words
• Walterian Creatures: the next step in the Evolution of Intelligence?
• Exotic Creatures Of The Deep
• To Buy a Creature
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• Beautiful Creatures
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• Unnatural Creatures
• 10 mythical creatures

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