Findings:

• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• they say
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Eat Me
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• the good days are killing me too
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• I know they are watching me
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• The mere fact that something is true is not a good reason to say it.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Simple words, simple dreams
• They Know Me
• Experience tells me not to try
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• good riddance
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• drugs that are as bad as DARE says they are
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• They say you never forget your first (e2poll)
• Longing, they say
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Good Eats
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Say good night, Gracie
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)
• Eat your dreams, before they get cold.
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• My mother loves me. She uses the good sandwich bags.
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• You say you love; but with a voice
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• They are telling me it is time to go
• They had been expecting me
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Chipirones en su tinta
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• They Say that in the Army
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• They say it's never too late
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Tough Beans they say (user)
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• They Say It Gets Easier
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Eat any good books lately?
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Eat me beat me lady
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• PBS learned me good
• Tell me something good
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• You were always so good to me
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• They asked me to write a letter
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• They Flee From Me
• Angular banjos sound good to me
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• they eat plot logic for breakfast
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• You say you want to help me
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't Say You Love Me
• She told me to say that
• They don't touch me the same way
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• They inspire me
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• let's try me (user)
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• They want me for a focus group!
• They love me in San Francisco
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• They call me Engineer-khan
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• eat me 2000 (user)
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• And They Believed Me!
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• They Say That Hope is Happiness
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• An introduction to my inside selves as they say goodbye
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Tell me what I say
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• They mean to eat the blancmange
• Rugby players eat their dead
• You can't eat a flag
• You can eat sushi
• Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
• How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 26
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• Eat the eyes first

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