Findings:

• The worst days in my life seem to revolve around my cars
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• The Worst Day of Your Life
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• It has not been a wonderful day
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The Worst Day of My Life
• The weight has been lifted
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Life has its course
• everyday without you is the new best day of my life
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• I've been living my life half asleep
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Evolution has never been observed
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• A day in the life of a signing clerk
• National Sanctity of Human Life Day
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• A Day in the Life
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• A day in the life of a freelance newspaper delivery girl
• The Extroverted Feeler has a Winnie the Pooh Day
• The prequel and background info to the dream state that my life has become since I absconded
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• A day in the life of a baby
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• the hottest it has ever been
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• A day in the life of a blackjack dealer
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• Day sleepers are on top in the bunk bed of life
• Day in the Life
• Stoned music memories
• Your IP address has been logged.
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• A day in the life of a doorknob in a crack house.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• A day in the life of a County Court duty solicitor
• A day in the life of a school nurse
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• Life has more twists than a rope
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• MY life has no carrot
• A book has always been my best friend
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Your computer has been cracked
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• Attention has been paid
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
• A Day in the Life of Glycerol and Potosi
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• I read my life story twenty times a day
• Every Dog Has Its Day
• A day in the life of a single father
• Has Been
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• A day in the life of Everything, Kansas
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• A day in the life of a teenage space waitress
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• Proximity Martini
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Today is the last day of the rest of your life
• The 36-Hour Day: A Family Guide to Caring for Persons with Alzheimer's Disease, Related Dementing Illnesses, and Memory Loss in Later Life
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• The Best Day of my Life
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• the worst night of my life
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Life has a price
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Death has entered my life once more
• A day in the life of a singing clerk
• This Is The First Day Of My Life
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• This has not been an easy year.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Oceania has never been at war
• Been
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Evolution is only a theory
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• I may or may not have been naked
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• I've been working on my homework
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been expecting you
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• The End Of The Way It's Always Been
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• You've Been Framed
• Never Been Kissed
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• Since I've Been Loving You
• I've been on the net (user)

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