Findings:

• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There will be time
• Let there be another next time
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There will be no more stories to read
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• There is no time paradox
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Just to see what it would be like
• Who Will Be There
• That would be me
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• A fine time to be in the Army
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• No place I'd rather be
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• I never thought it would be like this
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• That I Would Be Good
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• There is some place I need to be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• There Will Be Blood
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• what would it take to be serene again?
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• There can be only one
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• There need to be more powers
• Where's the kaboom?
• you had to be there
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Be there or be square
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• there will be a last
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• The best kind of bartender
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• Some things that fly there be
• No threat should be taken lightly
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Mind without body
• On the comet there will be much pie
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Just be home in time for supper
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• My life may no longer be my own
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• There will never be another you
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Hot pursuit
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• No one can be in two places at once
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• No one can be totally logical
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• it would be hilarious if only
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?

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