Findings:

• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• By One Minute
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• An angry rant about health care in Netherlands
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• Fifty one words about love
• One does not simply walk into Mordor
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Airport accident, one slightly bruised ego, one slightly damaged head
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• The Wild Colonials
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Into two one
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• One billion, five hundred million words about love
• we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• One good thing about gangs
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• How Solemn as One by One
• Rant swallowed by the EDB
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• whispers circles into my neck by soft fingers
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
• Swimming pool injury
• Run and turn into butter
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• by one and one, without waiting for the others
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• Watermelon hookah
• surrounded by stars, her dark hair blending into the fabric of the night sky
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• One Good Turn
• T.A.Z.: Communique #11: Special Holiday Season Food Issue Rant: Turn Off the Lite!
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• things you can't turn into poetry
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• One point five words about love
• Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
• Accidental discovery
• How to avoid a car accident
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• One, Two, Three... Infinity
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• The bad guy dies by accident
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• Worry not about the cars that go by
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• A Pretty Mess By This One Band
• Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• One by One
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
• Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• One if by land, two if by sea
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• spiders survive water by curling into a ball and trapping a bubble of air
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• every secret thing was made by some one
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The smoke turned into rain
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• the one about the teddy bears
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• How to turn any number into a 9
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• She said the dance is a prayer. A prayer to toss into the tide all the weight of oblivion and humiliation. This is not a dance for one, fool - where are you?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Time converging into one space
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Whoops, we murdered a terrorist
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia

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