Findings:

• You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Me and my big mouth
• Tripping out on Rye bread, man
• every word i write is an exhibit of my failure
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Word of mouth
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• A Man of Words and Not of Deeds
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Your words keep me alive
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• stir me out of my dream
• Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
• Gold badge man
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• All gold is fool's gold. Every paradise is a fool's paradise.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• The only words for this are my fingers in your mouth
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• the key is thinking slow enough that you can put every thought to words
• A Man Saw A Ball Of Gold In The Sky
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• man when you are telling me how it was
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Angry Man is Following Me
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Word Me!
• There are a million girls like me out there
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• you scared the bejeezus out of me!
• Comedy Gold Monthy Python Super Deluxe Clusterfuck
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Word of mouth advertising
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• Why big businesses give prizes away
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• Every Word
• for I mean every word (document)
• That man bit me
• Gold Digging does not pan out
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• speak metaphor to me, use every language you know
• I carry this bullet with me every day
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• The man behind the mask is looking for the book with the pages torn out
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• Me and the Fat Man
• The man is bringing me down
• A learned man came to me once
• My first comet
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The power's out in the heart of man
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• words hiss into me
• How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
• Simple words, simple dreams
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• in a quiet room streaming words for me
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• woo me with your words, my pretty lass
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Behind every great man is a shadow
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Putting a match out in your mouth
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
• Words fail me
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Every minute dies a man
• romantic comedy
• words about the wordless, like planets around the sun
• sketch comedy
• high comedy
• The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour
• Dark comedy
• Black Comedy
• stand up comedy
• screwball comedy
• improv comedy
• The death of a Comedy Legend: A Multi-cultural Liverpool Noder Meet
• Comedy Central's 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of all Time
• Studio 4C: Comedy
• Sin and punishment in the Divine Comedy
• The Comedy of Errors: Dramatis Personae
• The Comedy of Errors I.i
• The Comedy of Errors I.ii
• The Comedy of Errors II.i
• The Comedy of Errors II.ii
• Every tool is a weapon if you hold it right
• every so often
• Every good band decibels furiously
• Every Breath You Take
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• In Every Dream Home a Heartache
• Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
• Statistics every writer should know
• There's a sucker born every minute
• treat every moment like it's your last
• Condemned to wires and hammers, strike every chord that you feel
• Things To Do Every Single Day
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• For every set there exists a larger set
• I measure every Grief I meet
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society

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