Findings:
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
- Sing when you're winning
- You know you're in the SCA when
- The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- You always feel it when I go
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- I'm not scared of your stolen power
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
- What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
- Where do butterflies go when it rains?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- You know you're a geek when...
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- When you're alone
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- What to do when the world doesn't end
- Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
- When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Losing some of your fears, losing some of yourself
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- What to Do When Your Girl Melts
- i am always awake. what do you require of me?
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
- I'll explain it when you're older
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- You're never around when I need you
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- When You're Evil
- You know you're blacked out when...
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Things to do when technology gets here
- And you're always welcome at our house
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- Everything you're not supposed to do
- Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Sex and Fear and Power, all packed into one holster
- evil triumphs when men don't do good
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- You're always welcome at our house
- Now you're playing with power!
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- When you're home alone
- When you're dead, you're dead
- when the sky breaks, and the raw power of the universe roars in every direction
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- power violence
- Swing when you're winning
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- When I play hide and seek, I always win
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- What to do when your car breaks down
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- When you cut yourself shaving
- Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
- Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
- Where I go when I masturbate
- Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
- A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
- How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
- Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Why do we always whisper in the dark?
- When In Rome, do as the Romans do
- Why birds fly in "V" formation
- What to do when your husband comes home
- Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- Perhaps electronics do respond to violence
- Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
- I'm always breathless when you call
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- What do you really fear?
- It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
- What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
- What do you see when you look up?
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
- You're not gonna do anything stupid are ya??
- You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
- Fear of sex is the power of rape
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- What to do when your brakes fail
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- Islam rejects violence as a method to gain power
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- youre losing me
- one learns the most when losing
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- Losing one's illusions is not always such a passive process
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