Findings:

• The whole world is lying to me
• They are telling me it is time to go
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• things were good, for a time
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• It's Time for Me to Die
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Each time she tells you this, she is lying.
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The time my father caught me having sex
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• the stars wait for me (document)
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Next time you leave me
• You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Don't wait up for me
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• You were always so good to me
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• this nodeshell reminds me of a time long past
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• want me like time
• This is the first time she's texted me since the morning she left.
• What Safeway storebrand whole wheat fig newtons taught me about the American political process
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Lady Love Me (One More Time)
• call me garbage one more time
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• There were times better than this
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• We're a Whole Damn Town: The 2009 Bangor Nodermeet
• remember that time the ceiling fell in while you were on the phone?
• True ice cream fans consume whole pints at a time
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• A Woman Waits for Me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• The Two Lying Bastards Show
• Lying next to someone at night
• Lying, Cheating and Stealing
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach?
• lying to yourself
• Odysseus was not lying
• Lying lonely in the dark
• Guide to lying to your parents
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• The Good Consul's Compassionate Lying
• Gentle Lying
• Is lying about the reason for war an impeachable offense?
• On Truth and Lying in a Non-Moral Sense
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• The Art of Lying
• On your midnight pallet lying
• Lying saturated beside you
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• That's my heart lying in the gutter there; a heart like a shattered banana.
• You lying whore
• On Lying in Bed
• in a sexy, sequined dress, lying across the piano
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• you can always find a razor lying in the road
• One of Us is Lying
• What Me Worry (user)
• -Me- (user)
• me
• Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
• So Sue Me
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• O Lord Thou pluckest me out
• Zap me
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Drug Me
• Why Not Me?
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• Eat Me
• Please Please Me
• Come to Me
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• Don't stand so close to me
• You Really Got Me
• Me too
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Do you know me?
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Me and a Gun
• Rape Me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• That man bit me
• Excuse me
• Give me a break!
• What, me worry?
• England Made Me
• The shape of me and other stuff
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Big Me
• Not me
• You're not the boss of me
• Below me
• Peel me a grape
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Someone please kill me
• Pardon me
• Better him than me
• I vs. me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• talk to me not the computer
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• away from me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Gag me with a spoon

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