Findings:

• The Midwest E2 Bathtub Jam
• The Midwest E2 Bathtub Jam rocks on
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• you would have been
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• The way things have always been done
• These papers do not show what I have done
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• Memoirs from the Bathtub Jam
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• Ghosts must have done it!
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• you have never been safe
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• What have you been smoking?
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Questions I have had today
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I could have been Canadian
• He's been places they have not.
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• Could I Have Been?
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Boy, have you been having those dreams of yours again?
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Mid-west E2 gathering - LAN games, sushi and whatever
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• They had been expecting me
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• What Might Have Been
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I have had enough of Survivor
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• The path we have been walking
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• We have had enough of your beige
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have just been shot
• Have you been a dad today?
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• I had been hungry all the years
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Names have been changed
• AES may have been broken
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• i have been burning for so long
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I could have been one of a two
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• the grey in his hair had done nothing to tarnish the gleam in his eye
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.

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