Findings:

• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What guys do with their penis
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• There is something we can do
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• When five senses aren't enough
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• So there's this guy
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• What to do when your brakes fail
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• How do you get there?
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• There is nothing the dead can do
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• As long as there are girls left do dance with this world is worth saving
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• What do you see when you look up?
• all the cute guys will be there
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• A bunch of guys in Australia got wasted and went koala hunting and had the night of their lives
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• So there's this guy (poetry) mp3 (recording)
• I'll get there when I get there
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Do or do not, there is no try
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• When you cut yourself shaving
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Do not fight what isn't there
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Do you believe, dear reader, that there exists a slender gossamer thread binding you and and I together in our shared humanity? Say 'yes', and we will face the onslaught of the unreal together.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• when fake deaf guys attack
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• It's important to agree on definitions. Otherwise, you aren't communicating well.
• Parentheses statements (though aren't we all?)
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves

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