Findings:

• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• What to do if a big dog attacks you
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• My dog has been stolen
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• What to do if a small dog attacks you
• Evolution has never been observed
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• The Wild Child
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• The Attack by Fire
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• DoS attack
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Attack by Stratagem
• Helping the child or adolescent trauma survivor
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• What dogs do to dead fish
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Hark! Hark! The Dogs Do Bark
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• This has not been an easy year.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• WoOz: 19 Attacked by the Fighting Trees
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Why dogs roll in stinky things
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Israeli DoS attack on Hizbulla and PA sites
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• Continuously attacked by bees
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Your computer has been cracked
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• attacked by killer seagulls
• Has Been
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• Whether by word or deed or thought
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Middle-aged mom tagged by customs dog
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
• the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The siren has the voice of a child
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• What dogs dream about
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Why dogs eat grass
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I may or may not have been naked
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• the hottest it has ever been
• I've been duped by Satan!
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• How to find something which has been lost
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Proximity Martini
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Attention has been paid
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Oceania has never been at war
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Your IP address has been logged.
• A book has always been my best friend
• Sealing a room against a chemical or biological attack
• It has not been a wonderful day
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• The weight has been lifted
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• The Wild Colonials
• A refusal to mourn the death, by fire, of a child in London
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• By my balls, I do swear.
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Swimming pool injury
• How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
• The circuit is completed by the dog
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• By hook or by crook
• Raised in the woods by a pack of wild dykes
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
• DOGG check it I am by this creek; and I got hell of emotions...in my brain
• What to do if a big cat attacks you
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• The Child by Tiger
• Attacked by ninjas, you say?

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