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• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• I just don't know when to quit.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I don't know how to smile
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• telling people what they don't need to know
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Sometimes you don't know the boundary until you've crossed it
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't know what to do with you
• Don't work at a golf course
• He don't know
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• we don't precisely know
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You don't know fear
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• They don't know what they're missing
• You Don't Know Jack
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• I don't know
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Node what you don't know
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• you don't know my heart
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• How the Mind Works
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Stoned music memories
• you don't want to know
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I dont know (user)
• Work like you don't need the money
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Don't you ever go to work?
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• dont know (user)
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• People don't flail when they die
• They don't know what I've done
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I still don't even know you
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• I don't want to go back to work
• And I don't even know their names
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• You don't know my GOD
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't Know Much
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I don't know what else to do
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• You remember how to whistle don't you?
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• I Don't Know (user)
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• i don't know what it is on the wind,but
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• What You Don't Know
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't wanna know (user)
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't

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