Findings:
- when your anger and sadness are bigger than Canada
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- what we talk about when we talk about Punk
- Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
- It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- How to avoid a car accident
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
- When I Get Low I Get High
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- When I get mad I throw harder
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- You're a daywalker you might not get it
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- How to get more change than you deserve
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- So, you're gonna get laid off?
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- Bigger Than Jesus
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
- We get too tense when we drive
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
- every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
- now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
- I Get Hungry When I Shift
- When did everyone get so attractive?
- What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
- When you think about smoking
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- Is it bigger than a breadbox?
- bigger than Elvis
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Why, you're no bigger 'n a corn nugget!
- I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
- getting into a fight in high school
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- It doesn't get any better than this
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
- When I get like this
- The way your eyes smiled way bigger than your mouth
- Geeks should not fight about their distros
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- If only I could get into her head
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- You're Gonna Get Yours
- It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
- When non-pitchers get to pitch
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- You're All I Need to Get By
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
- What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
- I'll get there when I get there
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- when the weather's good we get the wood
- how to get into UCLA
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
- The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
- the longing doesn't end and you're never gonna get my heart
- Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
- When did the World get so old?
- How books get into libraries
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- You think about Everything when wrecking your car
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- When is it OK to node about noding?
- Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
- What I talk about when I talk about running
- There's more of gravy than of grave about you
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- Bigger on the inside than on the outside
- Bigger than Himself
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- Getting into fights in Cabramatta
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- When in doubt, get horizontal
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- When to talk about religion
- Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
- Things to do when technology gets here
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
- Got to Get You into My Life
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- Stoned music memories
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
- We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
- Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- When keys on keyboards get switched
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
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