Findings:

• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• watch his heart turning into rock
• You know you're a geek when...
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Sing when you're winning
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Tiny sections of time which curl into memories
• Time flies when you're having fun
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Which hand is the penny in?
• Turning death into flowers - ecological burial
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• Turning coffee into words
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Turning a noder into a walnut
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• When you're home alone
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Things are safer when you're not entirely you.
• When You're Evil
• Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Turning moJoe into a jar of lemon-flavored pickles
• These are the days when birds come back
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Turning into traffic
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Is America turning into a country full of junkies?
• turning into flowers
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 9: In Which We Meet a Wise Old Bird
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• You're never around when I need you
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When you're alone
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 8: In Which We Meet an Odd Little Bird
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Swing when you're winning
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• when you're ready to touch me again
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• You're pretty when you cry
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• Only when you're older
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 3: In which I deal with a big bird
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• bird
• The Mynah Birds
• King of Birds
• Ant bird
• Baltimore bird
• Bird of paradise
• Bird pepper
• Bird's nest
• Bower bird
• Sea bird
• Water bird
• Wheatsel bird
• Whidah bird
• Whydah bird
• Widow bird
• The Cat and the Birds
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Surfin' Bird
• Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• A dead bird and a drunken father
• Geezer bird
• Names for groups of birds
• The frozen north will hatch a flightless bird
• Green Bird
• As Birds bring forth the Sun
• Why Do Birds Sing?
• The Birds
• The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle
• Birds of America
• Stymphalian Birds
• Whence Comes This Rush Of Wings? (Carol of the Birds)
• Yellow Bird
• frigate bird
• Birds (user)
• Once every thousand years a little bird comes to this rock to sharpen its beak
• The First Birds and the First Mammals
• The Bird of the Difficult Eye
• Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
• White Bird
• First Fiction: Birds
• Larry Bird Exception
• bird repellant
• Bird shit on your head
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• The Little Bird
• Sweet Bird of Youth
• Early Bird
• Conversation overheard between birds
• I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings
• Looking for a Sunset Bird in Winter
• Birds of Prey
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Quetzal Birds in Love
• impossible birds
• Australian birds
• The Gertrude Bird
• bird (user)
• Boatswain bird
• Big Bird in Japan
• The Romans kept birds as companions
• The Dinkey Bird

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