Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• How to "Have People"
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• How to find something which has been lost
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• It could have been me
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• I could have been Canadian
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• you would have been
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• I've Never Been to Me
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• citizen's arrest
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Accidental Culprits: The Arrested Works of Helmut Mutt
• The path we have been walking
• What Might Have Been
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Names have been changed
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The way things have always been done
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Ask Me Why
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Ask me about Loom
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't ask don't tell
• you have never been safe
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• They had been expecting me
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Somebody once asked me...
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• I have just been shot
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• Have you been a dad today?
• Could I Have Been?
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• I have always been burning
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• And All That Could Have Been
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• let me ask (user)
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• AES may have been broken
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I could have been one of a two
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• She asked me to read her a poem
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Ask Me Anything
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I asked her not to forget me
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
• Movies that should have been books first
• Don't ask
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I appear to have been misinformed

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