Findings:

• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Things you told me when we were in love
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• When you're loving me, I love you most
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I'm Going Home
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I won't ever understand me
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to the moon
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Going by the script when talking to people
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm falling in love with you
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I know more when I'm alone
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm Just Me (user)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• When are you going to stop running?
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I walk around when I'm high

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