Findings:

• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• A modem is better than nothing
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• Treatment of corporations
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• I can do much better than this
• A determination to do better than
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• art has more to do with context than with the piece itself
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Things that are better than sex
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• Who do you love?
• better than half my insides
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• Better than kicking him into next week
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• The Art Of Insulting - Chapter II - Who do I insult?
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better him than me
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Better Dead Than Red
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Helping a loved one with depression
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Better than Life
• better than Radiohead
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Better Than Bouillon
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• leave it better than you found it
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• better than a living will
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• The goggles, they do nothing
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Those who can't do, teach
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• What Everything does better than anything else
• So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
• who do you think you are?
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Original better than the sequel
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Better safe than sorry
• Love has everything to do with friendship
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• better than natural
• Tickling is better than sex
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• better than 2 (user)
• better than the best
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Better than Sex
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• for() is better than while()
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Better blatant than latent
• You aren't better than human
• Why do horror movies sell better on home-release formats?
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Better Than Garbo
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Rebeca Martinez
• What can be better than that?
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• Better Than Chocolate
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• better off with him than here with me
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• Better things to do? (e2poll)
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.

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