Findings:

• Who needs love when you can have death?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• Can I have a light?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Actors who have played Hitler
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• The man who can fix anything
• How can an atheist have morals?
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• You, who can go anywhere, should uncover that mystery.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Know your pets
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• Type A blood
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• you have an obligation to those who are gone
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Who can know it?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• Something I Can Never Have
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Using a command line
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• i have the patience of a lake
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• why are we who we are?
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• windows where I can look out
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon

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